THE 60-DAY
CHALLANGEDRUNKENRAISINS WANTS YOU TO STOP EATING DRUNKENRAISINS !
For decades, gin-soaked raisins have been a solution for dealing with inflammation pain, i. e., Arthritis. As with many home remedies, the pharmaceutical industry has undermined our confidence in eating the right stuff as opposed to taking their stuff. Lost in the shuffle the gin-soaked raisin was left in grandma’s kitchen for many years.
Along comes the DrunkenRaisins, the vastly improved gin-soaked raisin, all based on grandma‘s recipe. Just as grandma would say, when she was expressing her distain for waste, “if they don’t help stop eating my gin-soaked raisins.”
DrunkenRaisins feels the same way, but to stop eating them, while questioning their reliability, you need to start. FYI, the 60-day challenge takes a minimum of 4 pounds.
Hence the challenge. Eat the recommended number of DrunkenRaisins daily for 60 days., faithfully, i.e. without fail, and then stop eating them.
Arthritis is often subtle and unpredictable as it comes and goes in varying degrees. During the 60-day regimen of eating, DrunkenRaisins is working for you. When you stop eating them, you will note a more aggressive return of the inflammation pain that you were escaping. Now you know that DrunkenRaisins are for you.
Warning: Long-term use of DrunkenRaisins may cause you to forget that you had arthritic pain that was debilitating or inhibiting you from pleasurable physical functions.
The DrunkenRaisins challenge can be ignored if you elect to embrace the painful punishment you are currently getting used to. (The masochist creed.)
As a reward for taking the 60-day challenge you may take $20 off your next order by adding “60-day-test-winner” to the discount box.
DrunkenRaisins are a low-cost home remedy for arthritis pain, providing significant savings compared to expensive prescription drugs and helping avoid their serious side effects for many users
Honey’s anti-inflammatory benefits come from its antioxidants, polyphenols, and flavonoids, which reduce oxidative stress, inhibit inflammatory enzymes, and modulate cytokines—helping lower inflammation throughout the body and supporting heart, metabolic, and immune health
Jumbo Golden Raisins support heart, bone, and gut health, lower cholesterol and blood pressure, boost immunity, prevent anemia, and provide antioxidants to help prevent chronic disease and promote healthy aging.
Another powerhouse on the DrunkinRaisins team is our cinnamon (which is imported from Sri Lanka). Cinnamon is know to promote circulation, help maintain a healthy immune system, promote oral health, help alleviate sore muscles and joints while providing other internal health.
For many people gin-soaked raisins are reported to relieve arthritic or inflammation pain. They’re also a great healthy way to satisfy a sweet tooth. We suggest eating 8 to 10 raisins twice a day for the first couple weeks.
Juniper berries contain potent antioxidants as well as antibacterial properties. Fermenting them in gin makes the combination extra effective at treating arthritis and other chronic inflammation disorders.
